Takeshi Kitano

Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kyōno

Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kayoko Kishimoto

Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Osugi

Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Terajima

Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tetsu Watanabe

TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa

Self

Naomasa Musaka

Film Studios Tattooist

Koichi Ueda

Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kanji Tsuda

Film Director

Makoto Ashikawa

Assistant at Audition

Tamotsu Ishibashi